Recently, I may have temporarily lost my mind. It all started with a little app called Our Groceries. It's a great app - you can set up a list, then sync it with your phone and the phones of anyone else you want to be able to access your list. I instantly fell in love with it because I'm always trying to get The Bastard to tell me what he wanted me to pick up from the grocery store. Usually his answer was "food". Bastard. I figured that with this app, he could just add whatever he wanted to the list whenever he thought of it.
Of course, this would require him actually bothering to download the app, even though I sent the link to him twice. One day, completely fed up with his lack of participation in the grocery list, I dragged him shopping.
Now, here's how my shopping usually goes, and it usually takes all of 20 minutes to get in and out:
I go in, I get what I need, I get out. I don't know what I was expecting with The Bastard, but it went more like this:
Forty-five minutes. Forty-five minutes. In a freakin' Aldi! That store has, like, 4 aisles!
If he was trying to make a point then he wins, because never again!