Big props to loomatic from the Rubberneckers group on Ravelry for finding this little gem! For those of you who are not familiar with Springs131, she is the restaurant customer from Hell. I pity the poor abused servers that end up with this nightmare at their table! If you're not familiar with the screen name, you may also know her by "The rAnCh DrEsSiNg lady" as she is famous for her crazy, excessively punctuated, randomly bolded, erratically italicized, nonsensically capitalized ranch dressing rants.
In case you've missed out on all the fun check out this link, and this one, too.