Frankenteen: Are you busy?
Me: Uh... yeah... just a bit! What do you need?
Frankenteen: Can I use you as a test dummy?
Me: ...for what?
Frankenteen (pointing at my computer): For that!
Me: What do you need to do?
Frankenteen: Don't worry, it won't effect your work! We just need to test something!
Me: What do you need to test?
Frankenteen: I need to check to see if you have admin rights.
Me: I DO have admin rights! I already know that I do so you don't need to check!
Frankenteen: Oh, well we can't use you then. Bye!