This conversation just happened:
Me: Where are you going?
Bastard: None of your business.
Me: Where are you going?
Bastard: Strip club.
Me: Uh huh. Where ya going?
Bastard: I just told you. Strip club.
Me: At quarter to 9 on a Tuesday. By yourself.
Bastard: Yup. (starts digging quarters out of change dish)
Me: Ummm, I don't think that you're allowed to put coins in a stripper's g-string.
Bastard: That's not where I'm gonna put 'em! (eyebrow wiggle)
Me: Wrong kind of slot, sweetie! Seriously. Where are you going?
Bastard: I don't want to have to repeat myself.
Me: Good! Maybe this time you'll actually tell me where you're going.
Bastard: (heads for door)
Me: You're going on a soda run, aren't you?
Bastard: Nope.
Me: How long are you going to be gone?
Bastard: A couple hours.
Me: Alrighty. See you in a few minutes. Have fun on your soda run!
He was back a few minutes later carrying a soda. We know each other so well!
Me: Where are you going?
Bastard: None of your business.
Me: Where are you going?
Bastard: Strip club.
Me: Uh huh. Where ya going?
Bastard: I just told you. Strip club.
Me: At quarter to 9 on a Tuesday. By yourself.
Bastard: Yup. (starts digging quarters out of change dish)
Me: Ummm, I don't think that you're allowed to put coins in a stripper's g-string.
Bastard: That's not where I'm gonna put 'em! (eyebrow wiggle)
Me: Wrong kind of slot, sweetie! Seriously. Where are you going?
Bastard: I don't want to have to repeat myself.
Me: Good! Maybe this time you'll actually tell me where you're going.
Bastard: (heads for door)
Me: You're going on a soda run, aren't you?
Bastard: Nope.
Me: How long are you going to be gone?
Bastard: A couple hours.
Me: Alrighty. See you in a few minutes. Have fun on your soda run!
He was back a few minutes later carrying a soda. We know each other so well!
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