The rose bushes.
First off, I'm not a big fan of roses anyway. They're expensive. They're cliche. They're the type of flower that my grandmother, who likes both expensive and cliche, tried to talk me into having at my wedding (we went with star-gazer lilies). The worst part? With the exception of the pretty little flowers, they look like something out of Wes Craven's House of Flower Arrangements.
|I wanted to set it on fire. The Bastard pointed out that his parents' HOA might get mad.|
We move into this house next month and I'm a little concerned that these plants might try to grow under the house, into the bedroom, and try to kill us in our sleep. Anyone know where I can get a good flamethrower?