With school and work and holidays and blah blah blah, I haven't had much time for blogging. However, I had to pop in to share this conversation. Background info: My husband tries his damnedest to never decide anything. Ever. Also? Never consult me for snappy comebacks. This is a one-time deal here.
Me: What do you want for dinner?
Dan: I dunno.
Me: Well, we have ground beef thawed. I also bought taco seasoning and spaghetti sauce. Which would you rather have?
Dan: Meh. Whatever.
Me: Alrighty. I'll be in the living room whenever you make a decision.
Dan (as I'm walking out of the room): Whatever!
Me (walking back in the room): You never make a decision. Do you even know how decision-making works??
Dan (grinning): No, not really! Why don't you explain it to me in 3 words or less.
Me (pondering for a few seconds): ...Choose... an... option.
Dan (boggling): Oh my god. You actually did it.
Me: That's right! I win!
Dan: What the fuck?! GTFO!!
Me (walking out of the room): I WIN, BITCHES!!!
That's right. I'm a winner!