Thanksgiving Crazy

I've recently been introduced to an awesome blog. Like, "Where the hell has this blog been all my life?" kind of awesome. It's called Awkward Family Photos, and today's first entry comes from this site.

Thanksgiving is serious fucking business. Are you confused about how Thanksgiving dinners should be run? Well, Marney is here to the rescue with EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS with the important parts typed in ALL CAPS so you'll be sure to see them.

Feel free to speculate in the comments the following subjects:

• What Lisa brought last year that indicated that she clearly needed to grow the hell up and start bringing grown up food to family dinners
  
• Just how big that blue serving dish was last year
• Why Amy's family is not allowed to bring pie knives