Desperately tearing apart my fridge and pantry, I found the beginnings of a Chinese-style orange chicken dish, so I punched a few ingredients into Allrecipes.com and found a Mandarin beef stir-fry recipe. Bingo! Just needed a little bit of improvising, right? I'll tell you what I did, then what went wrong. However, I think I'm actually on the right track with this one for once!
Ingredients:So what went wrong? When I read the original recipe that I based this off of, I could have sworn I had corn starch. However, I got to the part that said, "Combine the cornstarch and reserved marinade until smooth," searched for the cornstarch, and panicked. I was out and that must be what thickens the sauce! I tried to think of what thickens sauces, but what the hell do I know about cooking? And I'll be damned if I ask The Bastard since I was so fucking confident walking into the kitchen that I didn't need help with this meal. I mean, my pride was on the line here, people! (Speaking of which, I rest my case about the Taurus thing.)
2-3 chicken boneless skinless breasts, cut into 1-inch cubes (it was actually a handful of chicken strips, but that's about what it comes out to in breasts)
1/2 cup soy sauce
2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp garlic powder
1 can of mandarin oranges (10oz, I think?)
1/2 c sugar
1 sweet onion, sliced
1 yellow pepper, sliced
2 c broccoli, steamed
1 c rice, steamed
Combine soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, and juice from mandarin oranges. Place chicken in a bowl and pour just enough of the mixture over it to cover the chicken. Marinate in the fridge for about 15 minutes. (Don't put the oranges in the marinade - trust me on this. Just set them aside.) Set the rest of the sauce aside.
Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat and sautee onion and pepper until onions begin to caramelize and peppers are tender. Drain chicken and add to skillet. Cook until done.
(Here's where it went wrong) Add sugar to remaining sauce, then pour the sauce and mandarin oranges into the skillet and bring to a boil. Heat for about 2 minutes or until sauce thickens. Pour over rice and broccoli and serve.
I finally settled on sugar because I knew that worked; I just didn't know what quantity. I started with 1/4 c, then bumped it up another 1/4 when that didn't work. It thickened just slightly, but not nearly to the extent I was going for. Finally after about 10 minutes of simmering, I said, "Fuck it," turned off the burner, and started scooping the meat, onions, and peppers into the bowl with the rice and broccoli. I slowly poured the sauce into the bowl so I wouldn't end up with rice soup. After staring at it for a few seconds, trying to work up my courage, I tasted it.
Hoars, it was actually good! Slightly sweet, slightly tangy - I actually improvised something that tasted good, and I didn't even set the kitchen on fire! This is a major kitchen breakthrough for me. There's just one thing left to sort out: fucking sauces! How do they work??? I don't want to ditch the sugar, so would I need to add the whole 2 tbsp of cornstarch? Or am I off base about that being the thickening agent? If anyone wants to help me out on this, hit me up in the comments.